Oh how your garden looks so fab
Looking like a home & garden ad
How much time have you spent
Surrounded by a white picket fence
Waiting around for the 9:08
Always wondering why it's late
Time moves fast as you fall behind
Your watch is off by a decade you find
Oh dear what a crushing bore
You never looked behind before
There's only the recording of your
mind
If only you could just rewind
What on earth have you done
But mother is proud of you my son
Excuses excuses have you not heard
Your unseen play is so absurd
Happy family, wife and 2 kids
Is that really all there is
2 spare rooms mortgage paid
Bare as your future I'm afraid
Gaps wide open as a patio door
Garden furniture adorns the floor
Oh what a splendidly well-kept lawn
Inside you suddenly feel forlorn
But you are the king of your castle
Trophy wife and a dog called rascal
Life is evaporating like a morning dew
And suddenly you ask where are you
The question burns deep inside
A voice taunts your life is a lie
The unanswered question inside remains
Will you answer or just go insane